R-Nold Rei

R-nold spells everything with an ‘R’ and a hyphen. If you call him ‘cutie’, he spells it as ‘R-utie’. We are currently looking for a cure.

Toni

Toni loves the choreography in commercials with dancing on them. She also likes the fact that few outsiders will ever see her dancing along with the commercials.

Martin D.

Martin was abducted by aliens in the 80’s. He was returned to us a decade later wearing the same clothes and a shortened surname. A decade later and he’s still in the same clothes, and still lacking a surname.

Billie

Billie once tried to use her charm on a dragon. She posed, she smiled, and she posed some more. It worked really well that she uses her charm any chance she gets.

China Heart

Not really Chinese, but China Heart knows kung fu and loves tofu. He is also fluent in Japanese and Korean. Okay, not really. But he does love tofu.

Ric Rider

Ric Rider auditioned for the movie Ghost Rider. While he’s got that pained, tortured-soul look, his bike was just too small for the part.

Jack Melo

Not a hair out of place, count on Jack Melo to clean out the booth at the end of the day. We wanted it to be cleaned earlier, which is why we moved him to an earlier timeslot.

Laila

Don’t be fooled by her loud and boisterous use of gay lingo; Layla is 100% female. Okay, maybe 80%. Alright, 70%. Yup.

Reggie Valdez

Reggie Valdez knows your pain. He feels it every night. He may seem tough while at work, but he cries to us after. We have our wet shirts to prove it.